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Sex Diary

Me: Describe to me what goes through your head when I kiss you right after my tongue has been up your ass. Be thorough. Her: I feel so eager for it,…


Terror House Radio, Episode #39: Born-Again Crackhead

On this episode of Terror House Radio, Matt Forney and Bryden Proctor go solo to talk about Hunter Biden, why you shouldn't put maggots in your dick,…


The Legend of Forenia: The Twilight Kingdom — Chapter 4, Part 1

Jed walked behind Kara as she moved briskly through the passageway. The space was narrow, though wide enough for them to stand side by side if she…


Sunday, Bloody Sunday

"Okay, for our last song, we're going to do something by U2. You'll probably recognize it." Kari grinned as the crowd cheered. The fans of her band…


What’s a Grandma?

Nine-year-old Ariel practically knocked the screen door off its hinges as she raced into the house screaming, “Mommy, Mommy, Mommy.” Lauren, quite…


Feedback

Autumn Term Essay Title: “Death by Water: The Fiction of Drowning in Mid-Century Translation” Mark: Flagged for Further Consideration We find this…


In Waters Past

Harold shuffled his feet to the edge of the hot tub.  He grasped the railing and took a few careful steps into the bubbling water. “Ahh,” Harold…


One Poem Too Many

Two white mass murderers sit in a prison cell. One is reading a poetry journal on the bottom bunk. The other is bouncing a balled-up pair of socks…


The Secret King of Canada

A-huh-huh-huh-huh… So it was me---that is, Davis---and my five guys---that is, Owen, Laramie, Theo, Patrick, and “Meat Loaf”---and we sat in the…


Third Time’s a Charm

Abraham looked at the bloody mess in the toilet. His wife sobbing quietly in the next bedroom. Little piece of red meat floated around and around. He…