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Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: “It Never Hurts to Ask” and “Plagiary”

It Never Hurts to Ask Perhaps no common saying is less true than that one. “It never hurts to ask.” Give me a break! Go ask some chicks to fuck you.…


“Nurse Log” and “Some Observations and Reflections on Shelly in Her Tight Green Pants”

Nurse Log And this day begins. An old nurse log, half into earth, still highly attuned. A billion billion years to go; this high-minded cycle never…


Women Without Chests: A Review of The Pussy by Delicious Tacos and Game by Roosh Valizadeh

The Pussy by Delicious Tacos (Self-published, July 2016) Game by Roosh Valizadeh (Self-published, September 2018) It seemed dead obvious when I began…


Paranoia, Like Violence, is Always Justified

Perfectly Silent but something’s unstill A motion unseen, only felt by the skilled A twitch--- A turn This is a dance No one feels safe but there’s…


Why We Can’t Have Nice Things, Part 2

My parents had a lot of Jewish friends, and so did I. In fact, I was taken to school throughout my childhood in a carpool made up of Jewish kids. Our…


Trumpet Screams

Trumpet Screams told to be silent             So we sit silent…


Tough

Years ago, I was a great fan of Mickey Spillane. Mike Hammer was the toughest dude ever to hit the literary scene. Could anybody ever be tougher?…


“Gamification of Pain” and “Fruition”

Gamification of Pain Currency that survives the washing machine, a crumpled scroll in the back pocket of jeans that appends your flash fiction in the…


NEET, Part 6

XLV. When Ben got home, all he wanted was to smoke and get high. He had to think about things, replay every moment of the therapy session until it…


The Axeman Cometh

The back lane between Melcombe Avenue and Winter Lane has always been home to an axe murderer. The news don't report on it, but I know. Oh yes, I……