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May 11, 2018
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Another Poem
Whenever I dig into the complete work of a poet I like, I always find that their later work totally sucks. A hipster as fuck opinion, I know, but…
May 4, 2018
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Why I Lie
Readers, I have penned the below as an explanation that I can heretofore direct others towards should the need arise. Without further introduction,…
April 27, 2018
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: While You Were Speaking
She says her name is Kodi, and that she's a Political Science major. My God, this girl is beautiful, maybe the most beautiful I've ever seen. She's…
April 20, 2018
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Where Have You Cum?
Aside from the obvious: Random garages, as noted earlier. Pretty pictures from the Internet and magazines, as noted earlier. Inside shoes, so the…
April 13, 2018
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: “Taste” and “Dream”
Taste No one believes me, but your ass tastes good. It was always a pleasure to eat it, without exception. People who try and tell you otherwise are…
April 6, 2018
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Matter
Yeah, I still want to fuck you. Yes, I think about fucking you every day. I think about your precious sphincter slowly opening up to my finger. The…
March 30, 2018
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: About July Fourth
Yes, I should not have just come over to the apartment and passed out in bed with you the way I did. I'd thought about doing it a bunch of times…
March 23, 2018
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: An Exchange
"I know how this is gonna sound, but do you think it’s somehow possible that Neera Tanden is paying random women to come forward with accusations…
March 16, 2018
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: “Blurred Reality” and “Legal”
Blurred Reality Since you left me, I’ve been taking a lot of Ritalin and binging porn like I did when I got my first laptop at 16. I’ve been writing…
March 9, 2018
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: A Poem
Can you tell me how this poem ends? I know we broke up, but I could really use your help. As you know, Raymond Carver is great to get you going, but…