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Attention Deficit, Chapter 2
Doug locked his apartment door and sighed. He wondered what he looked like from a certain camera angle. If the neighbor at the end of the hall could…
Attention Deficit, Chapter 1
Doug awoke in a cold panic. This had been increasingly normal and worrisome. Some nights he blamed it on the swirling thoughts of his demise, choking…
The Man Who Cuckolded Himself, Part 1
I. I am awakening now, as if from a dream, yet I am sure that nothing I just experienced was a product of somnolence, nor that it was a…
Yonezawa Arts and Artistry
Yumemado’s numerous hand-crafted wood products include windows and doors. I. Japan is known to members of my generation by three iconic words, and…
“Blowing in the Wind,” “Dry Tamales,” “Uncle Juan,” and Other Poems
Blowing in the Wind The wind blows the sand against the door and I sweep it away. The wind blows the sand against the door and I sweep it away.…
Paco
Paco came to the after party on the day of the last show. He said he saw it; I didn’t believe him. It’s a 99-seat house, and even with the lights…
Art Official Out Now: Buy it for 50% Off This Weekend Only
Terror House Press is pleased to announce the release of its 42nd book: Art Official by Kurt Cole Eidsvig. Art Official is a comic novel examining…
Art Official, Chapter 3: Jade
The first thing I did was tell Jade. No, that’s not true. The first thing I did was count the money. I was sure it must be counterfeit, or maybe that…
Weimaraner Owners Worldwide
My dream is to own two and a half dozen curly-haired pigs. That’s not all: I’d also like a Jag, a five-bedroom country house, and a bag of M&M’s.…
Art Official, Chapter 2: The General
“I hate Americans.” This was the first thing The General ever said to me. He delivered the line as he walked into the back office of my already…
