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Guvna

He was mumbling into the rococo-style mirror with its curled, bronze flowers sprouting more curled, bronze flowers all around the gilded frame. It…


Le thème de l’assassin et du roi; ou, Aquarium de Schelling

To read this short story in English, click here. Avec l'avènement de ces nouvelles lois du drapeau rouge et l'abrogation prochaine du premier et du…


Barbarians: A Netflix Review

Having been impressed by Netflix’s Outlaw King in 2018, which was a surprisingly realistic account of Robert the Bruce’s rise to power, I decided to…


Girlfriend Experience

Connor awoke wearily as sunbeams stung his bleary pupils that resembled two piss-holes in the snow, forcing him to shield his gaze and smush his red…


The White Swan Out Now: All Terror House Books and Merch on Sale for 50% Off This Weekend Only

Terror House Press is pleased to announce the release of its 15th book: The White Swan by Faisal Marzipan, a collection of satirical essays on books,…


Duke

Duke Hanley was on one of his favorite hikes in Central Oregon. Most of the way up Paulina Peak in the Newberry Crater National Monument, he couldn’t…


Lebanotarian’s Origin Story

Call me Faisal I am humble immigrant I come to live American dream like it say on foot of green statue lady. I have been in America two weeks, and…


Crispy

Joel noticed, or felt, rather, a movement to his right. He moved his eyes in that direction and recognized Darnell, the nurse he liked the most, as…


A Life of Beauty: An Interview with Faisal Marzipan (aka the Lebanotarian)

This Friday, Terror House Press will release its 15th book: The White Swan by Faisal Marzipan (aka the Lebanotarian), an exhortation on beauty and…


On the Road Again, Part 3

The Bed, the Raccoon, and the Draft “…It will run like a striped ape.” It was a vision of madness and security. Cradled safely in the arms of a…