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Sympathy for the Devil: A Review of Joker

In the summer of 2006, I was dropped off in Plattsburgh, New York, a small town about an hour south of Montreal, for my college freshman orientation.…


A11

I haven’t told you yet… it’s worse than I’ve been letting on I want to take an aluminum bat and destroy the concrete sidewalks Bust open every wall…


Hot Butch Dyke KStew Longdick Style

I don't miss drinking. Still, 4:29 can't sleep. Need to get somehow softly slaughtered. Gonna have to rub one out, rub the day off. New kind of…


6 to 6: At Least it Isn’t Raining

Dispatchers and cab drivers are always at each others’ throats. The dispatchers think of themselves as “management,” even though the drivers make…


14 Flashes

What's Won Shot from behind the chat window. Wonders if campers have a monopoly on that. thepowerofonions: wtf keep repairing me mark007: dude ur…


Dugfluty

“Mommy, can we read this book tonight?” “Hmmm…where did you find that, Seth?” “With Daddy's stuff. Look at all the beautiful colors.” After a brief…


“Driving Directions,” “Horror Vacui,” “Apogee,” and “Bared Teeth”

Driving Directions The interim between pressing the power button and the screen turning on is where you thrive. The possibilities flowing like water…


Eternal Fire

The fire could be seen from all the way across the city. In fact, after the blaze was extinguished and life had settled back to normal, the…


The Clock’s Name Was Henry

Henry was waiting. The old man was wheeled into the living room, hairless head tilted, blurred eyes unblinking, small, shriveled body dying. It made…


A Case of May

So as it turns out, ghosts have rules. Oftentimes, the people they’d been had died suddenly, unexpectedly, or in some extraordinarily horrible way.…