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“Philly, Cheese, Steak,” “You Wear Hopelessness Well,” “Storming Off in Flip-Flops,” and Other Poems

Philly, Cheese, Steak If rolling your eyes were a gesture of affection maybe we never would have left the bedroom. Phil from ZipRecruiter fucking…


Demons in the Loo

Debbie and Chad have a very typical marriage. Debbie has no desire to watch men in tight pants injure each other’s brains, and Chad was not keen on…


6 to 6: You Can Have a Seat, Sir

In my cab, I will often be called to pick up someone from a medical facility. It happens frequently that when I arrive, the patient/passenger is not…


Lawyered!

Marcus Fennic had represented a lot of people during his time as a lawyer, and some of them had been pretty sleazy. There had been a burly Texan man…


“Explanation,” “Theories with a Side of Tacos,” and “Cloudy with a Chance of Chupacabras”

Explanation Let me explain about those who eat brains They must be mad or severely insane They’re clearly dead, nothing left in the head No longer…


Theme of the Assassin and the King; or, Schelling’s Aquarium

History as a whole is a progressive, gradually self-disclosing revelation of the Absolute.” --- Friedrich Wilhelm Joseph Schelling In the advent of…


The Ankle-Snatcher in the Blackout

When I was a kid, I was scared of that thing under the bed; I imagined it being slimy, the arm of the Swamp Thing, with huge claws. That was a long…


Three Feet Deeper

The sun shined over the town of Mallow, cursing it with summer. It shined on the town’s old graveyard, turning the grass as brown as the stone of the…


Terror House Magazine is Now on Instagram

Terror House Press is launching later this month, and we will have a big announcement in the coming days. As part of our expansion, we have created a…


Scroll of the Turul

I. Down by the blue Danube, a hooded man in a long black cape ran to get away from the biting winter winds. This was the worst winter in Etelköz in…