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Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Where Have You Cum?

Aside from the obvious: Random garages, as noted earlier. Pretty pictures from the Internet and magazines, as noted earlier. Inside shoes, so the…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: “Taste” and “Dream”

Taste No one believes me, but your ass tastes good. It was always a pleasure to eat it, without exception. People who try and tell you otherwise are…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Matter

Yeah, I still want to fuck you. Yes, I think about fucking you every day. I think about your precious sphincter slowly opening up to my finger. The…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: About July Fourth

Yes, I should not have just come over to the apartment and passed out in bed with you the way I did. I'd thought about doing it a bunch of times…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: An Exchange

"I know how this is gonna sound, but do you think it’s somehow possible that Neera Tanden is paying random women to come forward with accusations…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: “Blurred Reality” and “Legal”

Blurred Reality Since you left me, I’ve been taking a lot of Ritalin and binging porn like I did when I got my first laptop at 16. I’ve been writing…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: A Poem

Can you tell me how this poem ends? I know we broke up, but I could really use your help. As you know, Raymond Carver is great to get you going, but…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Trick

Our venture into ass-to-mouth started as a trick, you know. What had happened was that I had fucked you in the ass the night before, not showered,…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Two-Thirds

Now seems like the right time to remind you of the threesome only two of us participated in. We were at that terrible party with all those…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Your Idea

The time before that was less great, especially in the long run. But yes, for the record, it was your super drunken idea for us to double-team your…