Latest Submissions
Art Official, Chapter 3: Jade
The first thing I did was tell Jade. No, that’s not true. The first thing I did was count the money. I was sure it must be counterfeit, or maybe that…
Weimaraner Owners Worldwide
My dream is to own two and a half dozen curly-haired pigs. That’s not all: I’d also like a Jag, a five-bedroom country house, and a bag of M&M’s.…
Art Official, Chapter 2: The General
“I hate Americans.” This was the first thing The General ever said to me. He delivered the line as he walked into the back office of my already…
The Mountain Girl and The Love of Her Life
I was a mountain girl, living on a chicken farm, hauntingly beautiful amongst the dysgenic flock afflicted with isolation, malnutrition, and…
“One Line to Wake Up,” “Willing to Die for It,” and “Where Glee Goes to Die”
one line to wake up it’s a shy blonde with a great ass a lonely poet in over his head two broken souls against what is left of this world one line to…
Letter to a Prisoner
Dear Gene, I got up and drove all the way down to the Circle K because I hate the Ampm which is just up the street. The beer prices at the Ampm are…
Backlash
The prince in Montecito yearns to become the prince of Montecito, the man of the hour. After years of study, he plans to translate his Maoist…
A Case Against Philistinism
Soon after the title sequence cuts in and A. leaves for the bathroom, having not so much as excused himself like O. who, with his phone held over the…
Black Friday Book Sale: All Terror House Books and Merch on Sale Through November 30
With Thanksgiving upon us, Terror House Press is teaming up with Ending Bigly: The Many Fates of Donald Trump contributor Hans G. Schantz for another…
Krim
“Crimea has been officially severed from the rest of the front line.” This was how Captain Perelli decided to greet me as I had just sat down for…
