Self-Partnering Myself to Emma Watson
Wanna see you bite that lip in the Bling Ring Fuckin hot shit Hermione Lookin for that dance scene on YouTube baby Gettin all hot bothered ready to…
D-Day E-Girl
Her insta story read "Would anyone with a New York accent spit on me?" Yes. As a matter of fact, I would like to spit on you, @la***tt. I'd love to…
Fatty’s Bakery: A Children’s Story
Fatty had a pool party. A cheese pizza pool party! And all his little girl friends were there! There was Amanda, Miranda, Victoria, Daniella, Jamie…
Gamera Obscura
OMG fuckin late afternoon constipation got me like...still? Motherfuck. Time to take matters into my own hands. It grabs the smartphone and puts it…
Hot Butch Dyke KStew Longdick Style
I don't miss drinking. Still, 4:29 can't sleep. Need to get somehow softly slaughtered. Gonna have to rub one out, rub the day off. New kind of…
