Tavern “The Cloud”

It is horrible, terrifying for me to talk about this: Some friends invited me earnestly, with the greatest tenacity and strong determination, to take…


Pussy for Dinosaurs

I am from Atapuerca, in Burgos, the son of a dinosaur count and, in this town or town, no dinosaur was lucky enough to be female. All the dinosaurs…


Afternoon of Passion in the Subway

It was afternoon when the workers left the factories and returned home. She and me, without knowing each other, took Line 5 of the Madrid Subway in…


Seamstress “The Big Breasts”

---Come on, husband, you have to come with me to the seamstress “The Big Breasts,” and stay in the car, in double file, if we can't find a place to…


I Turn on the Computer with Mine’s Big Toe

I have a lot of affection for the computer and, when I have everything ready, I turn it on with the big toe of my right foot. My wife has caught me…


Water, God, and Come May

In all the big cities of Iberia The unemployed queue from hunger From the early hours of the day Wishing holy water Asking for water, bread and food…


COVID Vaccine Fight

The connoisseurs, the smart ones of the big laboratories, neither to affirm nor to deny dare to say that this or that vaccine is the best and…


Gilipollas’ Lovers

Gilipollas (Douchebag) Is a city, village, block or corral From any City in any Country From any Continent. Here, lovers are always In a trance of…


Crazy Chestnuts Stuffed with Shit

With my friend Jesus Autumn and winter afternoons Above all, for all the Saints When the bells of the Cathedral And all the churches in the City They…


Four Breams

Going with my mother to the Plaza del Mercado de San Isidro, in the Mataderos neighborhood, at the beginning of Carabanchel Bajo, in Madrid, the…