Mortuary Science
When we as a people, or, maybe more accurately, as a species were most concerned with nuclear annihilation, the K-T extinction event was discussed in…
Psychic Readings by Sylvia
Randy died with his ring in his pocket. On a dark and stormy night in August, on a twisty road on the way into Taylortown---where the speed limit…
Confessions of a Working Ghoul
I was never one for graveyards. My momma always blamed it on what she called my “romantic spirit.” Even in my youth, tombstones and crypts inspired…
439 Potter Road
In the days of Delphi, when it was known that demons lurked in sulfurous caves and that fate was a force as natural and immutable as gravity, the…
Snakes with Legs, Babies with Tails
Years of watching shitty movies and ignoring the nightly news had convinced Tom that all criminals were clean cut. Handsome. Suave. The man pointing…
Like What You See?
Fuck Windows 10. Management decided it was time for an update, so now whenever I boot up my desktop, I’m confronted with a new picture of some exotic…
Featherweight
So. You lost another fight. Paid a girl (Chastity? Charity?) to keep you company. Lick your wounds. The sutures in your lip tore while the two of you…
