Faisal Marzipan (the Lebanotarian) is a serial entrepreneur in the biotech field and a recent fellow in the Clairmont Integralist Institute, a prestigious think tank of great influence and clout with the goal of renewing the third Punic War with CRISPR-generated, armor-plated megafauna. He is the author of The White Swan, published in 2020 by Terror House Press. In his spare time, he writes position papers and intellectual book reviews for the renowned Autistic Mercury. His hobbies are roasting eggplant and providing Uber services. All inquiries can be directed to his Twitter account here.