My First Week in Office
To be honest, being president of the United States was easy. I was used to ordering people around. For example, when I lived with my mother, I would…
President No
"Zhou Yang! Zhou Yang! Wake up, you are going to miss your flight!" a female voice screeched in a small Guangzhou apartment. "Yes, mamma,” a slightly…
Ho Busters
After getting to know Donald Trump, he convinced me to start a joint venture hotel called Trump Brownsville. Unfortunately, it wasn’t as popular as…
Operation: Bob Marley
There is one thing I love more than pussy, and that is weed. Therefore, I was understandably excited when my supervisor told me I would be going…
Project Tony Montana
Here I was in Wuhan, China. The place where the pandemic that killed millions of people began. I was an obvious outsider, at six feet tall and with…
