January 9, 2019
Limp Dicks and Other Reasons Why My Ex-Lover is a Dick, Part 2
VII. This brings us to Miriam Delirium McWhacko. Ms. McWhacko is what the Germans call a “foreskin fly”: a needy woman who hangs onto a man’s…
January 2, 2019
Limp Dicks and Other Reasons Why My Ex-Lover is a Dick, Part 1
I. We never text or call because he blocked my phone number. We don’t Facebook because he blocked every one of my FB accounts that he knows about.…
December 9, 2018
Self-Destruction, Part 3
XII. at court with Justin So suggestive, how he softly touched the small of my back with his fingertips, urging me gently down the line to pay my…
December 2, 2018
Self-Destruction, Part 2
VI. At the police station, a matronly female officer handed me a thin blanket, then insisted I enter a holding cell. It was freezing in that room so…
November 25, 2018
Self-Destruction, Part 1
I. I’m terrified of showing this story to Grant. But I must. I will. II. Last night’s dream: This time, I’m aware of the red light; stopped in…