Limp Dicks and Other Reasons Why My Ex-Lover is a Dick, Part 2

VII. This brings us to Miriam Delirium McWhacko. Ms. McWhacko is what the Germans call a “foreskin fly”: a needy woman who hangs onto a man’s…


Limp Dicks and Other Reasons Why My Ex-Lover is a Dick, Part 1

I. We never text or call because he blocked my phone number. We don’t Facebook because he blocked every one of my FB accounts that he knows about.…


Self-Destruction, Part 3

XII. at court with Justin So suggestive, how he softly touched the small of my back with his fingertips, urging me gently down the line to pay my…


Self-Destruction, Part 2

VI. At the police station, a matronly female officer handed me a thin blanket, then insisted I enter a holding cell. It was freezing in that room so…


Self-Destruction, Part 1

I. I’m terrified of showing this story to Grant. But I must. I will. II. Last night’s dream:     This time, I’m aware of the red light; stopped in…