The Experimental Buttsex Theater
We were supposed to see Rectal Warlord and Menstrosity play tonight at O’Cayz, but it’s not an all-ages, it’s for some inexplicable reason…
Covenant
The bailiffs were discovered before it was even known they’d been missing, the poor boys, John of the dell with his face smashed in, like a rotted…
Voll das Leben
I told myself I wouldn’t cry, I told myself I’d convinced myself that I regarded this story as hysterical and stupid when I would recount it later in…
Ruins XVI
It was another fucking dull night, nothing happening, so we decided to hurl eggs at things, this being our sort of default activity in the absence of…
Ruins XV
I can always tell when I’m going to get an ass-chewing from my mother (she no longer bothers beating me, as I just laugh at her while bobbing and…
Ruins XIII
I know I’ve seen that car before. A ’72 Chevy Nova SS Series IX still covered in primer. Yes; I was with a friend named Matt, and his parents, stuck…
Ruins XIV ii
So now I’m taking the long way to Jeff’s and I see these two alternachicks I don’t recognize, maybe 12- or 13-year-old junior high school sluts,…
Ruins XIV i
I take this shortcut from my place to Jeff’s house that cuts my walking time considerably and at the end of it stands a house we call the Fuck Shop…
Ruins XI ii
I go into the bathroom to take a leak and instead piss down the laundry chute, something I’ve done at least three times this evening. Walking out of…
Ruins X iii
Later that day, fucking around in the halls during passing period, I find this rainbow-striped snap bracelet on the ground. I swipe it up, carry it…
