Leia John is a writer and all-around fucking lunatic. When she's not busy chugging Red Bull and chain-smoking Newports, she likes to have a relaxing coma. Hobbies include hot baths, shitposting, and cussing at other people in foreign languages. Turnoffs include other people's feet, the word "panties," and bell peppers. You can find her at Poems That Suck or on Twitter here.