Early Memories

No, not that one. Bit too tubby. Nah, she's too brown. Nope, fucked-up teeth. Okay, here we go. Ah yeah, she's gorgeous. Mumbling to himself, Will…


The Woman Who Couldn’t Cum

Alice was a woman who enjoyed sex to a degree well above the norm. She was one of those rare women who surpass even the average male levels of…


“Sophie’s Tree” and “Hi, a Porpoise”

Sophie's Tree If the world is a web and the Web is the world then show me that spider that skitters and flitters and keeps it together why is it…