Sympathy for the Devil: A Review of Joker

In the summer of 2006, I was dropped off in Plattsburgh, New York, a small town about an hour south of Montreal, for my college freshman orientation.…


Terror House Magazine is Now on Telegram

Since Terror House Magazine's inception, our primary means of promoting the site has been via our Twitter account. While we've accumulated a large…


Looking Back at Terror House Magazine’s First Year

One year ago, Terror House Magazine was pulled into this world, midwifed by our hard work and the hysterical rage of our enemies. That latter part…


Terror House Magazine Easter Submission Contest: Win Up to $20!

As Terror House Magazine nears the one-year anniversary of when it was untimely ripped from the womb, we've decided to step our game up a bit. In the…


Terror House Magazine Reader Survey Results

The results of the survey we ran over the past week are in, and they're quite illuminating. Here are the answers you gave to each question. What is…


The Platonic Alcoholic: A Review of Bad Sex by Clancy Martin

Bad Sex by Clancy Martin (Tyrant Books, September 2015) I’m not a big fan of drug war rhetoric. Contra to decades of D.A.R.E. propaganda and…


Terror House Magazine Reader Survey

Terror House Magazine is nearing its seven-month anniversary and is continuing to light the literary world on fire. Our enemies' attempts to shut us…


Official Statement on the Attacks Against Terror House Magazine

Earlier this week, Terror House Magazine was the target of a smear campaign by leftists in the literary community, falsely accusing us of being…


Women Without Chests: A Review of The Pussy by Delicious Tacos and Game by Roosh Valizadeh

The Pussy by Delicious Tacos (Self-published, July 2016) Game by Roosh Valizadeh (Self-published, September 2018) It seemed dead obvious when I began…


Fucking vs. Making Love

Alexandria said hi by flashing her ass at me while dancing in white sweatpants. Stacy was from Ohio and pronounced it “A-hi-A.” Constance lashed out…