Tales of Interest: My First Missed Connection

Awkward comedies are the worst. In fact, cringe-worthy crapfests like Curb Your Enthusiasm usually make me leave the room. A while back, I got an…


What’s the Worst Tattoo You’ve Ever Given Someone?

Back in the day, bikers, sailors, and convicts used to have tattoos. This was pretty sweet because tattoos were like a big neon sign that told you…


The Excommunication of Pine Sol Guy

I’ve already covered most of the characters in my gym, but one creeper rules them all. The lord and master of all Gym Weirdos is Pine Sol Guy. I…