Peter Caffrey is a writer of fiction with an absurdist leaning. His work has appeared in Underbelly, Infernal Ink, Horror Sleaze Trash, Danse Macabre, Schlock!, Close to the Bone, Frontier Tales, and Idle Ink, amongst others. His novel, The Devil's Hairball, was published earlier this year. He drinks too much, exercises too little, and is unlikely to change.