Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Bedtime

I sent this to you and you didn't like it. People always say that no matter what, your parents will support your art. But ironically, that isn't true…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: What Do I Think About While Watching Porn?

People tell me that everyone meditates. I think that maybe I meditate by watching porn. Is that a good way of meditating? No. But it’s what happens.…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Bottom

Girls are submissive creatures. This manifests in countless ways, but one of the more interesting of them is how, with time, they absorb your kinks.…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Future

By 2075, men’s rooms will be equipped with women. There’ll be an extra stall or two where you can get your dick sucked while another guy takes a dump…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: “Words Can Hurt” and “Dirty Marxist”

Words Can Hurt Please send this to as many people as you can who work in the San Fernando Valley. A list of things to stop saying in porn, to keep…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: On Piss

Piss is interesting, to say the least. In terms of perversions, it’s a cross between assholes and slapping. Slapping is a two-way street. Slapping…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: “Crying” and “Reactions”

Crying You cried a lot during our two years together. Girls are like that: they cry a lot. I feel bad about basically every time you cried. Going…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Prison

Like many other indulgent writer types, I often wonder if I’ll end up in prison. It just takes one dystopian government, you know. Unlike other…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Youth

I lost my virginity a few months before my seventeenth birthday. The three years building up to that were, in many ways, a haze of desire and…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Impossible But Desired

I wish women could be fucked through their panties. You know how much I love panties. Booty shorts and thongs can be fine, but panties are unmatched.…