Slot Machine Suicide
I am out in Las Vegas with my dumb cousins and things have not gone well. It is not clear to me why, but Gil, Marie, and I just fight and fight and…
Cracking
Can you ever feel yourself cracking? Feel your brain slowly sliding open like two tectonic plates hellbent on creating a gulf in the ocean? It is…
Tracking a Lost Day
Yesterday, a Saturday, was a day lost entirely to depression. Very occasionally, this happens. Here, I will attempt to document it, and in so doing…
Three Mornings After from Last Summer
June I woke up hungover in Nashville today. It was hot as hell and I caught one of those Southern cockroaches in my room. Most of the day was spent…
Sex Diary
Me: Describe to me what goes through your head when I kiss you right after my tongue has been up your ass. Be thorough. Her: I feel so eager for it,…
Blur
I woke up early today for an event that did not occur, then I stayed up to attend a gathering I decided against attending. Yesterday, I staved off my…
Why Porn?
When people get a sense of my porn addiction, they often ask, “why porn?” Like, of all the things to get hooked on, porn is probably the lamest,…
Why is All Porn Bad?
Full autist that I am, once at a house party during freshman year of high school, I straight up asked a junior guy, “Do you know where I can find…
Same Thing (AKA Kiss What You Love)
If you don’t think titty-fucking is gross, you shouldn’t think rimjobs are gross. The two things are just about the same. Titty-fucking is done…
Why to Wet a Bed
"Daddy, I wet the bed again." I was annoyed. She was far too old to still be doing this, and it was not even the first time it had happened this…
