Sam McGee Hall lives amongst the ruins of an intentional community in Pennsylvania where he dwells in a tepee and watches Joe Rogan Experience reruns on mute while jazz plays LOUDLY. He makes his living selling NFTs of rare baseball cards he photographs with an old Nokia phone and running driveway paving schemes. Sammy Gee has a novel, Big Sampson Darkhorse, coming out with Terror House Press in 2022. For all story complaints, contact his barrister, Stanchion Velveteen, who can be located using a simple Yandex search.