October 12, 2018
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: “It Never Hurts to Ask” and “Plagiary”
It Never Hurts to Ask Perhaps no common saying is less true than that one. “It never hurts to ask.” Give me a break! Go ask some chicks to fuck you.…
October 5, 2018
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Sorry
Hi beautiful, Sometimes I am just overwhelmed with how bad I feel about everything regarding us and our end. It’s weird, really. A few times a day, I…
September 28, 2018
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Incest and Babysitters
Ever notice how much “step-whatever” porn there is? As with all porn, some of it is good, most of it is not, and all of it is suddenly ubiquitous,…
September 21, 2018
Protected: Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Virginity Lost
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September 15, 2018
The Undergraduate and Professor Kerman
1951 Here he comes. This teacher looks like a real clown. Get a load of the haircut on that guy. I’ll bet his wife puts a bowl on his head and cuts…
September 14, 2018
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: “The Races” and “Writing a Blink-182 Song”
The Races As should be clear by now, I am straight. So all of the below applies to women and women only. Blacks Not attractive. Yeah, that’s a…
September 7, 2018
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: On Snot
Yes, I mean the snot that comes from your nose. Again, hear me out. It’s cleaner than shit and piss, of course. But more than that, you vanilla folks…
August 31, 2018
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Fucking Angela Merkel, Considered
February 3, 2017 Right out of the gate, nearly every subject expressed a burning desire to perform fellatio on Chancellor Merkel. A linear regression…
August 24, 2018
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: What Makes Mike Adriano Great?
Yes, porn is personal; infinitely subjective. Yet there are still masters of the craft. Music is personal, but there are still masters. Ditto…
August 17, 2018
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: On Milk
The paradox of breast milk and fucking is this: of all the bodily fluids we can secrete, milk is the only one whose purpose is to be consumed, yet…