Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Accused of Rape
What should probably be said from the outset is that we didn’t have sex. We had had sex a few times before, around a half- and a full dozen times,…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Grandma’s Boy
It’s weird knowing your grandma is a slut, since grandmas are supposed to be just grandmas and nothing more. But my grandma isn’t just a cliché…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: “It Never Hurts to Ask” and “Plagiary”
It Never Hurts to Ask Perhaps no common saying is less true than that one. “It never hurts to ask.” Give me a break! Go ask some chicks to fuck you.…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Sorry
Hi beautiful, Sometimes I am just overwhelmed with how bad I feel about everything regarding us and our end. It’s weird, really. A few times a day, I…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Incest and Babysitters
Ever notice how much “step-whatever” porn there is? As with all porn, some of it is good, most of it is not, and all of it is suddenly ubiquitous,…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Virginity Lost
It is generally bad when people look back on some dumb, bad, or confusing thing that happened to them in teendom and start to believe that it…
The Undergraduate and Professor Kerman
1951 Here he comes. This teacher looks like a real clown. Get a load of the haircut on that guy. I’ll bet his wife puts a bowl on his head and cuts…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: “The Races” and “Writing a Blink-182 Song”
The Races As should be clear by now, I am straight. So all of the below applies to women and women only. Blacks Not attractive. Yeah, that’s a…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: On Snot
Yes, I mean the snot that comes from your nose. Again, hear me out. It’s cleaner than shit and piss, of course. But more than that, you vanilla folks…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Fucking Angela Merkel, Considered
February 3, 2017 Right out of the gate, nearly every subject expressed a burning desire to perform fellatio on Chancellor Merkel. A linear regression…
