June 6, 2022
Time Travel
The Present What happens when you run across the minefield, safely arriving to greener pastures, but see an enormous shadow in front of you? What…
May 30, 2022
The Lesson of 4Chan
Disclaimer: All quotes are from memory. Fuck off. Everybody loves PostSecret. It’s the little artsy project that could. You take (or make) a…
May 27, 2022
Simultaneous Sessions
My husband, Jonathan, and I have two heating pads. He uses one for a pinched nerve in his neck. I use the other on my left leg and buttocks for my…
May 23, 2022
A Wasted Email
Subject: Such a Strange Thing Body: You know, I think it would have been wise for me to marry you. But for your part, it was wise to not marry me.…
May 16, 2022
How Blank Can You Get?
The blankness is all pervading. Attempted resistance only strengthens it. Example: staring at my bookshelf. A well-intentioned cousin gave me Marbles…
May 14, 2022
“You’ll Love Daniel’s Nuptials”
It’s been said that expectation is the root of all misery. We all have certain hopes of how our lives will play out as the years pass. For women,…
May 12, 2022
A Eulogy for Gil
The Would-Be Boys of Summer It started in 1939 at Route1, Box 223, on rural Zediker Avenue outside of Parlier in the middle of California’s San…
May 2, 2022
That Party at Liam’s
Liam was a fucking loser. His nickname in high school was “Eeyore.” He applied to one local college, got in, and then got on probation. Then he got…
April 25, 2022
A Dozen Suicides
Stacey had been on the “wrong track” for a long time. She’d started smoking pot with the gang in junior high and things escalated from there. With…
April 18, 2022
What Does It Mean When a Dead Porn Star Makes You Cum?
About a year ago, eFukt, America’s preeminent shock-video website, brought up an interesting philosophical question: what does it mean to jerk off…