My Love and Peace Letter to Greyhound, Part 6

Bus 4501, 9:00 AM, January 7, 2011---11:00 AM, January 7, 2011 We were twenty minutes late getting into Indianapolis. The driver of the bus to…


My Love and Peace Letter to Greyhound, Part 5

Bus 1682, 3:20 AM, January 7, 2011---8:30 AM, January 7, 2011 Clenching my asshole closed, shivering, and puffing as quickly away as possible at this…


My Love and Peace Letter to Greyhound, Part 4

Bus 1306, 6:55 AM, January 6, 2011---5:25 AM, January 7, 2011 I arrived in Denver, Colorado with a two hour layover. Let me take a minute to describe…


In the Shadow of Watts Towers, Part 1

I. Teaching isn’t easy. Certainly not in Los Angeles. I might as well say it at the start: I hate it. It’s hard to be among the young. The first day…


My Love and Peace Letter to Greyhound, Part 3

Bus 1300, ???? Finally, Salt Lake City! Moron...I mean Mormon capital of the world! I had a three hour hangover...I mean layover here. My whiskey…


My Love and Peace Letter to Greyhound, Part 2

Bus 1304, 10:30 PM, January 4, 2011---4:05 PM, January 5, 2011 I woke up in Portland on the front bus seat, missing my four front teeth. I suppose at…


My Love and Peace Letter to Greyhound, Part 1

Bus 6513, 8:30 PM, January 4, 2011 I was about to embark on a move from Olympia, Washington to Cleveland, Ohio. This situation sounded sticky, but it…


The Nowhereman Report

I am overcome by a sense of impending doom at all times. I wake up and am immediately set upon by the realization that our nation is dying, and not…


Miseria’s Fruit

I want to give depression its due, especially in our suicidal age. First, I’d like to share an anecdote from my own life when I struggled much with…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: The End

Yesterday was the last day of an amphetamine bender. I slept for like two hours and then took a bunch more. Spent a lot of the day in airports…