The Prostitute
It was a dry summer, filled with new experiences. I was heading home after months of being on the road, hitchhiking, sometimes alone, sometimes with…
Porn Cycle
Last night, I started watching porn. I just sat there watching porn for four hours and then it hit me that if I didn’t take sleeping pills, I was…
The Grenade
To look at him, you’d think there was nothing particularly unusual about Collier. He was just an average guy, though uncommonly nice. It’s true that…
Porn My Sexuality
Believe it or not (by which I mean: believe it), if you regularly watch porn for years and years, your sexuality changes. Not just a little, either.…
Types of the So-Called “Right-Wing”
Introduction Left and Right may have played out their usefulness as categories of societal attitudes. However, many still perceive themselves as this…
Conge
This incident is real. At first, I was not going to talk about it, fearing that people would consider me insane. But the periodic hospital stays due…
The Curious Incident of the Drunk in the Night-Time (Explosions, Parts I and II)
When my cousin would get drunk, he’d tell me he loves me and then punch me in the face. Whenever we’d go out drinking, I’d always get ready for…
In the Shadow of the Belt, Chapter 15: Do You Raise Your Children?
I ask you to answer the following questions for yourself, and you will understand whether you are raising your children or not: Name the five…
In the Shadow of the Belt, Chapter 14: Reflections on Education
School Education I have almost no desire to enumerate all the school misfortunes that fall on students at these venerable institutions. The Soviet…
6 to 6: Bear Hunting
The difficult thing about Mr. Cooper is the fact that he’s 98 years old. He’s five feet three and narrow as a bird in his gray cotton pants and blue…
