“LOL!,” “Older,” and “Golf and Sex”

LOL! Hours after my dad had died my mum let everyone know of his passing--- by messaging her entire phonebook--- David’s Dead LOL, not realising……


“Four to Twelve-Thirty,” “Fable,” and “Nate and Myrna”

Four to Twelve-Thirty Hands towards box, hands towards brown tape machine, hands towards wrapping paper, hands towards tissue paper, hands towards…


“Defund the Thought Police” and “Nothing Lasts Forever”

Defund the Thought Police The language, Police, Are, On patrol, Everything, Has to, Be, Their way, It seems, Might, As well, Call them, The, Thought…


“Invega Sustenna,” “Who Made Who,” and “Mother to Child”

Invega Sustenna In our darkest moments, we are blinded by the situations and cannot see life from an objective perspective, today, I am laughing, for…


“Lady Ghislaine,” “Happy People,” and “Jack LaLanne’s Jumpsuit”

Lady Ghislaine It must have been reassuring; her posh British accent, the tender way her hand rested on their shoulders, like a mamma bear with her…


“The Man Inside Me,” “Listen to the Bell,” “Following the Birds,” and “That Special Number”

The Man Inside Me My surgeon checked on me while the nurse hit the dilaudid I gawked at him “This man’s hands,” I thought, “were inside me more…


“A Sad End to a Beautiful Existence,” “Grunts of Madness,” and “Five Tokes for Whatever at This Point”

a sad end to a beautiful existence listen to your mother cry herself to sleep as you jerk off to some russian beauty with tits that size all you can…


Books and Bordeaux

Not something, He really, Had, In mind, It just, Sort of, Snuck up, On him, The so-called, Situation, Did, Actually, Situation, Or not, He’s not…


Mid-2022 Ramblings

I should have killed myself so long ago… It's way too late, now. Might as well live on, if only to annoy the powers that be and hate our guts. They'd…


“That Couch You Fart All Over,” “Carved Initials No One Could Place,” “Some of the Funniest Men I’ve Known Are Pillows,” and Other Poems

That Couch You Fart All Over Nothing has legs this side of the fixed off-track betting horse track and I sit on that couch you fart all over in the…