Apparently
most folks prefer
to live free
than face
responsibility
I can’t help but notice
all these ring fingers
are naked

Meanwhile
more women
use the gym
than ever before
but
what can we
expect
when the latest
standard of beauty
is the ass

Numerous men
can also be found
at the woman’s gym
competing
for the next orgasm
to be splattered
on the floor
cleaned up
and forgotten

This is
an entire
generation
obsessed
by independence
which may also
explain
the bolstering
suicide rate

Toys “R” Us
closed down
their doors
yet somehow
the JEWelry store
managed
to stay open

I couldn’t imagine
coming home
to an empty house
year after year

Nothing
is more sad than
countless years
of sexual endeavors
and nothing
to show for it