Believe it or not, many Christians come to pray that God kill them. I want no part of that theology, so please say a different prayer for me.

Pray that God make me worse. Pray that he make me more evil, more vulgar, more coarse, more disgusting, more vile, more cruel, more nasty, more perverted, meaner,  more unrelenting, more stubborn, more vindictive, more vengeful, more petty, more belittling, more condescending, more harmful, more polluting, more insane, crazier, nuttier, less forgiving, less appreciative, less giving, less generous, less kind, less charitable. Pray, pray, and pray for all these things. Please will them.