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Goodbye, Mr. Bond

Recently, it was announced that Lashana Lynch will be portraying the new Agent 007, with the “James Bond” acting in a retirement role. How you react…


Clara

The mid-morning sun cuts into a dozen odd pieces through the shabby, dusty blinds of my dungeon-like apartment. I awaken slowly with a vino tinto…


The Girl at CVS

At 11 o’clock, I pulled into the almost empty CVS parking lot. I killed the engine. From my breast pocket, I pulled out the folded, yellow, sticky…


6 to 6: What’s Going to Happen to Me?

I’m dispatched in my taxi to pick a lady up at Northwest Hospital. When I pull up, I see a Mexican woman standing by a white lady in a wheelchair,…


A Game for Horrible People

My family played a card game two hours after we put Grandma in the cold Oregon ground. To be specific, we played Cards Against Humanity, a party game…


Sturm und Drang Period

My first sole little letter calling all, ringing so beauteously-muse-like and winged, like the eternally gentle pinion of a melancholic harp. Dear…


McDonald’s Sprite

Nothing brings out weakness like drugs. Apply a liberal amount of alcohol, marijuana, or whatever other intoxicating substance to a human being and…


Severed Head in a Toilet

Ed found a severed head in his toilet. It was bobbing in the water where he wanted to pee.  From the looks of the head, it had been cut off long…


Things That Happen in the Dark of the Night During the Witching Hour When You’re Edging to Hentai

3:00 A.M. A man sat alone under the stars. The last of the midsummer’s heat had finally dissipated. A fired burned in front of an ancient stone…


Bianca Transcends

“This is such a pain!” the thot thought to herself as she exchanged a nude selfie to a master gamer for some in-game tools that could be used by…