February 10, 2022
Gigs
DEET-DEET-DEET-DEET! DEET-DEET-DEET-DEET! DEET-DEET-D- I swatted my hand in the general direction of my alarm clock, finally turning it off on the…
August 24, 2021
Der Beta Aufstand Hat Begonnen! Part 3
Not having anywhere in particular to go, Dave eventually walked back to his apartment, making sure to take the long route and passing by a burnt out,…
June 3, 2021
Der Beta Aufstand Hat Begonnen! Part 2
The door slammed open, thudding against the concrete wall of the room that was once a high school classroom, but now appropriated for a much more…
March 5, 2021
Der Beta Aufstand Hat Begonnen! Part 1
It was 2050 when the incelocalypse fell. The beta males of the world, after decades of planning and silent fuming about their involuntary celibacy,…
May 30, 2019
The Virgin Chinee: or, Truthful Language from James the Aryan Paragon
For I now wish to speak And my language is plain That for ways of the geek Sex dimorphism plain The virgin Chinee is a model Which the same I would…
March 14, 2019
Oh, Mr. Darcy
Chapter the First: The Initiation of a Spirited Young Lady Freshly hewn and watered swards of grass complied and supplicated under a dainty pair of…
October 23, 2018
Feeling the Burn
"Hi, and welcome to 365 FuckGym! As usual, you can just swipe your keycard here and---oh, whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!!!! You're not a member here yet? Well,…
September 19, 2018
“The Incel’s Lament” and “Vice”
The Incel's Lament Ivory skin and Raven Hair A celestial figure that reaffirmed faith A songbird's voice and a gentle heart An absolutely ravishing…
August 2, 2018
The Muse
Music: that's what this was all about. That's why I currently find myself staring blankly at nothing in particular on this dismal, gray, post-Soviet…
June 23, 2018
Erotic Lycanthropy
The full moon shined down upon me in the humble back alley I currently occupied. It is beautiful in its austere, cold manner, but a full moon on a…
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