What if Adam Said No? Part 2

Evelyn and Adam, still naked as the day he was born, made their way to an exit near Evelyn’s car. That there were no reporters, gawkers, coworkers,…


What if Adam Said No? Part 1

“There is nothing in the Garden more beautiful than you,” he said. “I’m not really sure what that means,” she said, “but if that’s a good thing, then…


Who Will Love Jobie White?

“Jobie?” “Shit,” said Jobie. “Was that your mom?” said Jobie’s girlfriend, who was Skyping with Jobie. The girlfriend was at least topless; she was…


Nether World

“And welcome back to the Westminster Kennel Club dog show. These beautiful animals have been putting on quite a show for everyone here.” “Yes, they…


Ensnared, Part 2

After 20 minutes of looking at the videos that consumed Frank Lecher’s soul and free time, Stacy figured that Frank Lecher was either an idiot or an…


Ensnared, Part 1

Stacy and her parents had come to an understanding. In order to avoid bloodshed, a socially distanced vacation would be a really good idea. Summer…


A Christmas Story, a True One

Christmas. A time for Santa, presents, infrequently Jesus, and for a number of tortured souls, rehearsals. This is a time for Tchaikovsky to be…


Demons in the Loo

Debbie and Chad have a very typical marriage. Debbie has no desire to watch men in tight pants injure each other’s brains, and Chad was not keen on…


HAMLET Protein Complex

Have you ever been through a multi-million divorce replete with excoriations, extortions, and aggressive cold shouldering by your children? Nor have…


Dugfluty

“Mommy, can we read this book tonight?” “Hmmm…where did you find that, Seth?” “With Daddy's stuff. Look at all the beautiful colors.” After a brief…