Who Will Love Jobie White?

“Jobie?” “Shit,” said Jobie. “Was that your mom?” said Jobie’s girlfriend, who was Skyping with Jobie. The girlfriend was at least topless; she was…


Nether World

“And welcome back to the Westminster Kennel Club dog show. These beautiful animals have been putting on quite a show for everyone here.” “Yes, they…


Ensnared, Part 2

After 20 minutes of looking at the videos that consumed Frank Lecher’s soul and free time, Stacy figured that Frank Lecher was either an idiot or an…


Ensnared, Part 1

Stacy and her parents had come to an understanding. In order to avoid bloodshed, a socially distanced vacation would be a really good idea. Summer…


A Christmas Story, a True One

Christmas. A time for Santa, presents, infrequently Jesus, and for a number of tortured souls, rehearsals. This is a time for Tchaikovsky to be…


Demons in the Loo

Debbie and Chad have a very typical marriage. Debbie has no desire to watch men in tight pants injure each other’s brains, and Chad was not keen on…


HAMLET Protein Complex

Have you ever been through a multi-million divorce replete with excoriations, extortions, and aggressive cold shouldering by your children? Nor have…


Dugfluty

“Mommy, can we read this book tonight?” “Hmmm…where did you find that, Seth?” “With Daddy's stuff. Look at all the beautiful colors.” After a brief…


Chip

Katherine needed supplies. Getting supplies was always a troubling event. Living in Pine Valley near San Diego was about as idyllic as idyllic gets…