Limp Dicks and Other Reasons Why My Ex-Lover is a Dick, Part 2
VII. This brings us to Miriam Delirium McWhacko. Ms. McWhacko is what the Germans call a “foreskin fly”: a needy woman who hangs onto a man’s…
Limp Dicks and Other Reasons Why My Ex-Lover is a Dick, Part 1
I. We never text or call because he blocked my phone number. We don’t Facebook because he blocked every one of my FB accounts that he knows about.…
