Happy 2021 with My Girlfriend of 320 Kilos

Poet, my friend: I have a girlfriend of more than 320 kilos And I am the happiest in the world. She is beautiful like her alone And she has a very…


Honeymoon

Rosina “Springtime” Fresh out of fairy tales Looking for the blue prince Charming of her childhood dreams Already made a woman She was strolling…


What Do the Friar and the Lord Priest Wear Under the Cassock?

My mother, with love like a chicken Brought me to the Segovia Seminary on a she donkey. My mother said to my father: -Husband, give the she donkey,…


Mercy Without Mercy

Mercy, who they call "Misi" That the priests’ Hee-Haws echoes she cheers Like all Hispanic people Even, especially, that bunch of Andalusians From…


Jumping Abortion

In Madrid, a mother woman Married with eight daughters Daughters of good suffering And better to seem Devotee of Jesus "the Poor" She welcomed her…


Five Haikus from America

Terrorist star Adobe of the old church Letting go alone. Any place once built By cannibals and lived In abandoned. But on this side The crops are…


Kho Hoon and Na Kagawa

A young girl, Na Kagawa Searching mushrooms By the Miraflores hill Was admired shitting A Japanese gentleman Kho Hoon making a shit With an ass…


In the Light of the Wake

In the wake of a first-rate funeral home, here in Burgos, they were watching over the deceased in his present box, speaking of him with respect and…


There Are Natural Figs

I show the photo to my friend Jaime and, instantly, he says: "I praise the whores who put themselves at the crossroads selling their figs, going…


From Among All, I Choose the One with the Longest Grid

I was sunbathing, or what was left of it, because it was already dusk, on a sandy beach in the Spanish Levante, right next to a group of girls and…