Adventures in Elf Land

So this is Elf Land, I thought as I looked around. It was not what I expected. Certainly there were no happy little elves in workshops making toys…


The Selfish Giant Bastard

Once there was a giant bastard that lived in a great big castle. All around the castle was a beautiful garden, and at the bottom of the garden was a…


No Apologies to Liam (or Anyone Else)

Anya came home and I could tell something was wrong straight away. She seemed evasive and would not look at me. Also, her clothes were dishevelled.…