Dreams of the Red Skull, Part 2
The Dramamine has kicked in. What have I got to lose? I hear good things about Dramamine. How did I get here? I’m in the office. I’m sitting on the…
Dreams of the Red Skull, Part 1
Why are they bothering me? They should leave me in peace. Nothing is so important that it can’t wait. They are shaking me by the shoulder. What is…
Free Trade
Mr. and Mrs. England live in a house. Mr. England has to service all of Mrs. England’s needs. Day after day, he has to service Mrs. England, and he’s…
Adventures in Elf Land
So this is Elf Land, I thought as I looked around. It was not what I expected. Certainly there were no happy little elves in workshops making toys…
The Selfish Giant Bastard
Once there was a giant bastard that lived in a great big castle. All around the castle was a beautiful garden, and at the bottom of the garden was a…
No Apologies to Liam (or Anyone Else)
Anya came home and I could tell something was wrong straight away. She seemed evasive and would not look at me. Also, her clothes were dishevelled.…
