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Stay at Home
So what then now? I’m watching a crowning newborn’s head squeeze out of a vagina that I have licked and sucked dozens of times. Along with the child,…
BorderCop
All screams just sound like cycling modulation. I never had a strong opinion about immigrants, but if you asked my coworkers, it wouldn’t matter how…
A Trip to Hell
He was a devil worshiper going to Hell; indeed, he was. He was finally to meet His Master for a cosy fireside chat and maybe get an idea or two about…
A Zen Story
I. A Japanese lady visits a monastery and asks if they’ll take her youngest son off her hands. He’ll never get married, and there’s no way he can…
The Red Block
The man lived in the gap, it was said, in Winchester Way. But you had to walk down the road at exactly 11:03 pm on the second Monday of the month and…
Evolution of Souls
Once outside the National Holocaust Museum, I found a concrete bench and turned my back to the world I had just experienced. For the few moments that…
In the Shadow of the Belt, Chapter 9: School Again, Part 1
Having moved to a new place of residence, my parents transferred me to a new school. Rather, my mother transferred me. Although not far from us was a…
The Chronicles of Bronan the Barbarian Out Now: Buy it for 50% Off This Weekend Only
Terror House Press is pleased to announce the release of its third book: The Chronicles of Bronan the Barbarian: A Humor Compilation 2010-2013 by…
The Islands Tell of It, Chapter 14: Enough Killing
Amora came downstairs for a rare occasion of spending breakfast with her father. “My dear, you look absolutely transformed!” Ethan Rathbone gasped…
Tales of Interest: My First Missed Connection
Awkward comedies are the worst. In fact, cringe-worthy crapfests like Curb Your Enthusiasm usually make me leave the room. A while back, I got an…
