Same Thing (AKA Kiss What You Love)

If you don’t think titty-fucking is gross, you shouldn’t think rimjobs are gross. The two things are just about the same. Titty-fucking is done…


The Plough

"And Jesus said unto him, No man, having put his hand to the plough, and looking back, is fit for the kingdom of God." --- Luke 9:62 Typically, when…


The Will to a Smiling Soul

She breached her apartment doorway behind her aluminum walker, dragging a torpedo-shaped oxygen tank on wheels, with hoses that slithered up and into…


The Prostitute

It was a dry summer, filled with new experiences. I was heading home after months of being on the road, hitchhiking, sometimes alone, sometimes with…


Porn Cycle

Last night, I started watching porn. I just sat there watching porn for four hours and then it hit me that if I didn’t take sleeping pills, I was…


The Grenade

To look at him, you’d think there was nothing particularly unusual about Collier. He was just an average guy, though uncommonly nice. It’s true that…


Porn My Sexuality

Believe it or not (by which I mean: believe it), if you regularly watch porn for years and years, your sexuality changes. Not just a little, either.…


Types of the So-Called “Right-Wing”

Introduction Left and Right may have played out their usefulness as categories of societal attitudes. However, many still perceive themselves as this…


Conge

This incident is real. At first, I was not going to talk about it, fearing that people would consider me insane. But the periodic hospital stays due…


The Curious Incident of the Drunk in the Night-Time (Explosions, Parts I and II)

When my cousin would get drunk, he’d tell me he loves me and then punch me in the face. Whenever we’d go out drinking, I’d always get ready for…