The Garden of Eden

The children played by the stream, babbling happily along as it always had done. They played and laughed in the summer sun. They moved under the…


“Thought Spiral” and “Marketplace”

Thought Spiral Sometimes life feels easy, and sometimes life feels hard. I want to tell you the story, of how I lost my debit card. You don't panic…


“Internet Pornography,” “Facebook Condom Review,” and “Hot”

Internet Pornography Twitching in my britches since my adolescent itches on a site over women, codenamed bitches, under liches, being lecherous, most…


In Defence of Howard Phillips Lovecraft

It certainly isn’t particularly fashionable in this day and age of removing statues and flags to defend reprehensible iconography, related peoples…


50 Shades of Trash: A Review of 365 Days

I don’t often do movie reviews, but every once in a while, there comes a movie just so pernicious I can’t help myself. 365 Days is one such movie. It…


Lords of Ash

Los Angeles in California has no reason at all to be as warm as it is. A microclimate? The Rim of Fire in the Circum-Pacific belt? I never really…


Last One Out Hits the Lights

The reason why the virus went undetected for so long was because it was indistinguishable from the common cold. And because of that, the human…


Architect of Himself

“In Stockholm, in Sweden, there’s an art academy. It’s one of these official government academies, producing rubbish, government-approved…


Strings, Strings

"I don't want to be here. Listen, just let me go. I won't tell a soul. I don't even have anyone to tell, I don't have any friends. Just little…


Day of the Doorbells

The business took centre stage and waited for the rapturous applause to die down. Bailey Norton smiled his signature smile as the crowd quieted and…