Randocoins

Dear Mx. President, Unfortunately, it has come to my attention that hyperinflation is near inevitable. You can see it in the push towards getting…


But Only Darkness Loves Me

Blackwood sits at the edge of Pendle township, waiting. Some forests wait for loggers, some wait for the breaking of clouds followed by the warm…


No Cavalry, Save Yourself

Timeston is known for Timeston Well. It doesn’t have a bottom, and the gulls that wheeled and cried in the square would fall silent when they flew…


“A Life Well Lived,” “Purple,” and “Vegan”

A Life Well Lived It’s fine. It always was, because I’m able to keep going. I can eat and breathe and I’ve taken up an interest in sewing. We had…


Passion of the Dave

Dear Diary, Today I learned that it’s hard to please people. I try to tell people to do good but people aren’t happy with me. All I’ve ever said is…


The Juggler

It’s not the circus as we know it, as least for the Juggler. The staple of the performance, the carnival’s jugular. It has been the same performance…


The Garden of Eden

The children played by the stream, babbling happily along as it always had done. They played and laughed in the summer sun. They moved under the…


“Thought Spiral” and “Marketplace”

Thought Spiral Sometimes life feels easy, and sometimes life feels hard. I want to tell you the story, of how I lost my debit card. You don't panic…


“Internet Pornography,” “Facebook Condom Review,” and “Hot”

Internet Pornography Twitching in my britches since my adolescent itches on a site over women, codenamed bitches, under liches, being lecherous, most…


In Defence of Howard Phillips Lovecraft

It certainly isn’t particularly fashionable in this day and age of removing statues and flags to defend reprehensible iconography, related peoples…