November 12, 2020
“Thought Spiral” and “Marketplace”
Thought Spiral Sometimes life feels easy, and sometimes life feels hard. I want to tell you the story, of how I lost my debit card. You don't panic…
November 10, 2020
“Internet Pornography,” “Facebook Condom Review,” and “Hot”
Internet Pornography Twitching in my britches since my adolescent itches on a site over women, codenamed bitches, under liches, being lecherous, most…
September 11, 2020
In Defence of Howard Phillips Lovecraft
It certainly isn’t particularly fashionable in this day and age of removing statues and flags to defend reprehensible iconography, related peoples…
July 14, 2020
50 Shades of Trash: A Review of 365 Days
I don’t often do movie reviews, but every once in a while, there comes a movie just so pernicious I can’t help myself. 365 Days is one such movie. It…
May 17, 2020
Lords of Ash
Los Angeles in California has no reason at all to be as warm as it is. A microclimate? The Rim of Fire in the Circum-Pacific belt? I never really…
May 7, 2020
Last One Out Hits the Lights
The reason why the virus went undetected for so long was because it was indistinguishable from the common cold. And because of that, the human…
April 27, 2020
Architect of Himself
“In Stockholm, in Sweden, there’s an art academy. It’s one of these official government academies, producing rubbish, government-approved…
April 20, 2020
Strings, Strings
"I don't want to be here. Listen, just let me go. I won't tell a soul. I don't even have anyone to tell, I don't have any friends. Just little…
April 14, 2020
Day of the Doorbells
The business took centre stage and waited for the rapturous applause to die down. Bailey Norton smiled his signature smile as the crowd quieted and…
April 6, 2020
Chris Chibnall Doesn’t Understand Doctor Who
I really enjoy watching Doctor Who. And more than that, I enjoy dissecting Doctor Who. During the Russell T. Davies era, I enjoyed watching Peter Kay…