Ho Busters

After getting to know Donald Trump, he convinced me to start a joint venture hotel called Trump Brownsville. Unfortunately, it wasn’t as popular as…


Operation: Bob Marley

There is one thing I love more than pussy, and that is weed. Therefore, I was understandably excited when my supervisor told me I would be going…


Project Tony Montana

Here I was in Wuhan, China. The place where the pandemic that killed millions of people began. I was an obvious outsider, at six feet tall and with…