Love Mummy
It’s been three years since my last relationship and I haven’t had much success since. My former secretary Molly was sweet, but a little dense and…
The Viet Cong Prophet
My plane went down a few miles away from the Viet Cong headquarters in Memot. As I fell back to Earth, I noticed a cargo truck driving towards my…
Hershel’s Nightmare
Bettie Bundy will be performing at an abandoned factory outside of Salem. His soy-obsessed manager, Hershel Donahue, has been making preparations for…
A Friend of the Church
There's a popular drug den in Manhattan called the Temple of High that was founded in the 1980’s by Rupert Monahan. Weed, pills, and women are…
Taking a War Bride
In the summer of 1865, I sat down in a saloon in the Nebraska Territory to enjoy some whiskey and a poker game. Paintings of beautiful women were…
