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On the Road Again, Part 1

A Fine Morning It was cold and damp on the beach. You could hear the surf crashing at some distance, vaguely over there, behind a thick veil of grey.…


“Internet Pornography,” “Facebook Condom Review,” and “Hot”

Internet Pornography Twitching in my britches since my adolescent itches on a site over women, codenamed bitches, under liches, being lecherous, most…


Liberty

The sun turned the sky purple and everything under the sky black. Jessie was standing outside looking at the shapes which had once been objects. The…


The Legend of Forenia: The Twilight Kingdom — Chapter 5, Part 2

The woods were indistinguishable from one place to another. He moved from tree to tree, anticipating its grotesque limbs to come to life and strike…


The Bogeyman in the Closet

The inside was dark. Jimmy’s mother shoved him into the closet. Jackets, pants, and dresses fluttered around his head and bare shoulders, caressing…


The Dillards’ Farmhouse, Part 1

I. In Shelby County, Alabama, the weather has thawed somewhat after the harsh winter. Most farmers heave a sigh of relief at the approach of spring.…


“The Night (Poem with Archaic-Poetical Words)” and “And Time and Again”

The Night (Poem with Archaic-Poetical Words) If it becomes darkly in me the meek dream comes into being almost never the mind sleeps in the Dark the…


Super Airborne Ranger Negro

“You feelin’ the power of muh dik? Dat’s feelin’ so good. So pure,” Chief Super Staff Sergeant Blaq Supreme said as he yanked his penis out of Ensign…


Lord of the NEETs: A Review of Into the Vortex by Brian Eckert

Into the Vortex by Brian Eckert (Terror House Press, 2020) Brian Eckert’s Into the Vortex is a hilarious take on bugman culture versus anon culture…


Hippocratic Oaths

“Don’t have an affair! It will shatter you!” A deathbed warning from my best friend was incredibly painful and oddly comforting. Surely it meant that…