1-800-Suicide-Hotline, Ext. ATM

One of the absolute best reasons to not commit suicide is the fact that there’s a good chance you’ll get to fuck again before you die of whatever…


Should Richard Power Kill Himself?

For the record, my first draft of this is being written in Comic Sans MS because fuck you. That’s not relevant, but it is the case. And that opening…


Breaking Porn Taboos: A Review of Hot Crazy Mess

Hot Crazy Mess (HCM) is a new site from the increasingly popular Nubiles Network, probably best known for MomsTeachSex and PetiteHDPorn. HCM traffics…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: The End

Yesterday was the last day of an amphetamine bender. I slept for like two hours and then took a bunch more. Spent a lot of the day in airports…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Nostalgia, Regret, Libido

Right after I finish writing this, I am going to call you---fuck texting. You will pick up and I will tell you how badly I want to fuck you. You will…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: I Remember When You Cheated on Your Boyfriend with Me

I remember when you cheated on your boyfriend with me. One time at work, we rode the elevator together so you could meet him in the lobby and made…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Accused of Rape

What should probably be said from the outset is that we didn’t have sex. We had had sex a few times before, around a half- and a full dozen times,…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Grandma’s Boy

It’s weird knowing your grandma is a slut, since grandmas are supposed to be just grandmas and nothing more. But my grandma isn’t just a cliché…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: “It Never Hurts to Ask” and “Plagiary”

It Never Hurts to Ask Perhaps no common saying is less true than that one. “It never hurts to ask.” Give me a break! Go ask some chicks to fuck you.…


Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Sorry

Hi beautiful, Sometimes I am just overwhelmed with how bad I feel about everything regarding us and our end. It’s weird, really. A few times a day, I…