Porn Cycle
Last night, I started watching porn. I just sat there watching porn for four hours and then it hit me that if I didn’t take sleeping pills, I was…
A Bathroom for Two
He heard her calling from somewhere else in the house. “Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!” After a quick peek into her bedroom, he realized she was in the…
Soap; or, Cleanliness is Godliness
It’s strange really, but at least superficially it started because my dad got a bee in his bonnet about “cleaning up” my potty mouth. I had started…
Porn My Sexuality
Believe it or not (by which I mean: believe it), if you regularly watch porn for years and years, your sexuality changes. Not just a little, either.…
1-800-Suicide-Hotline, Ext. ATM
One of the absolute best reasons to not commit suicide is the fact that there’s a good chance you’ll get to fuck again before you die of whatever…
Should Richard Power Kill Himself?
For the record, my first draft of this is being written in Comic Sans MS because fuck you. That’s not relevant, but it is the case. And that opening…
Breaking Porn Taboos: A Review of Hot Crazy Mess
Hot Crazy Mess (HCM) is a new site from the increasingly popular Nubiles Network, probably best known for MomsTeachSex and PetiteHDPorn. HCM traffics…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: The End
Yesterday was the last day of an amphetamine bender. I slept for like two hours and then took a bunch more. Spent a lot of the day in airports…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Nostalgia, Regret, Libido
Right after I finish writing this, I am going to call you---fuck texting. You will pick up and I will tell you how badly I want to fuck you. You will…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: I Remember When You Cheated on Your Boyfriend with Me
I remember when you cheated on your boyfriend with me. One time at work, we rode the elevator together so you could meet him in the lobby and made…
