How Blank Can You Get?

The blankness is all pervading. Attempted resistance only strengthens it. Example: staring at my bookshelf. A well-intentioned cousin gave me Marbles…


How Good Are the Best Pornos of All Time?

I remember it well. Someone had clued me in on the existence of a long gone “Golden Age of Porn.” A time of “porno chic,” when robust plots, French…


That Party at Liam’s

Liam was a fucking loser. His nickname in high school was “Eeyore.” He applied to one local college, got in, and then got on probation. Then he got…


A Dozen Suicides

Stacey had been on the “wrong track” for a long time. She’d started smoking pot with the gang in junior high and things escalated from there. With…


What Does It Mean When a Dead Porn Star Makes You Cum?

About a year ago, eFukt, America’s preeminent shock-video website, brought up an interesting philosophical question: what does it mean to jerk off…


The Enduring Rumination

Every time I have bought opioids online, I have been ripped off. You go through the motions of downloading Tor, setting up a Wickr, and creating a…


Ass to Mouther

“You know what the advantage of diarrhea is, Mark? It really cleans you out.” It was another one of those times where I wasn’t quite sure if I was…


Three Shades of Malice in Incest Porn

Zero Malice You wouldn’t expect "Cum Addiction" to feature any family smut---normally that theme isn’t announced with any subtlety, but it’s the case…


An Unrelenting Cascade of Thoughts

The Neurotic Flotsam Your pussy lips were perfectly symmetrical, but your asshole was far from the best I’ve ever seen. The seroquel makes me…


Adderall Nights

You once lamented that all of our best memories were when we were on drugs. Well, them’s the breaks in this shitfuck reality. Some of my fondest…