Blur

I woke up early today for an event that did not occur, then I stayed up to attend a gathering I decided against attending. Yesterday, I staved off my…


Why Porn?

When people get a sense of my porn addiction, they often ask, “why porn?” Like, of all the things to get hooked on, porn is probably the lamest,…


Why is All Porn Bad?

Full autist that I am, once at a house party during freshman year of high school, I straight up asked a junior guy, “Do you know where I can find…


Same Thing (AKA Kiss What You Love)

If you don’t think titty-fucking is gross, you shouldn’t think rimjobs are gross. The two things are just about the same. Titty-fucking is done…


Why to Wet a Bed

"Daddy, I wet the bed again." I was annoyed. She was far too old to still be doing this, and it was not even the first time it had happened this…


Porn Cycle

Last night, I started watching porn. I just sat there watching porn for four hours and then it hit me that if I didn’t take sleeping pills, I was…


A Bathroom for Two

He heard her calling from somewhere else in the house. “Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!” After a quick peek into her bedroom, he realized she was in the…


Soap; or, Cleanliness is Godliness

It’s strange really, but at least superficially it started because my dad got a bee in his bonnet about “cleaning up” my potty mouth. I had started…


Porn My Sexuality

Believe it or not (by which I mean: believe it), if you regularly watch porn for years and years, your sexuality changes. Not just a little, either.…


1-800-Suicide-Hotline, Ext. ATM

One of the absolute best reasons to not commit suicide is the fact that there’s a good chance you’ll get to fuck again before you die of whatever…