We Are the World

Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’ came through a speaker as the drop started. The town was already empty before it even started, with nothing but used…


No Brakes

“Smoke meth!” Survival haircut? Check. Survival finger manicure? Check. Survival wristband, “stop masturbating” style? Check. It was time, or at…


The Secret King of Canada

A-huh-huh-huh-huh… So it was me---that is, Davis---and my five guys---that is, Owen, Laramie, Theo, Patrick, and “Meat Loaf”---and we sat in the…