Adventures in Elf Land
So this is Elf Land, I thought as I looked around. It was not what I expected. Certainly there were no happy little elves in workshops making toys…
The Woman Who Couldn’t Cum
Alice was a woman who enjoyed sex to a degree well above the norm. She was one of those rare women who surpass even the average male levels of…
The MILF
The night before I left Paris for the United States, I endeavored to culminate the seduction of an American girl. I took her to an excellent…
Just Like Jackie
Ima (short for Imaculada, due to the thankfully now outdated Spanish obsession with holy names) watched numbly as the coffin was carried to the…
Hole in the Wall
I do not know what time it was, but I do remember admiring the dusk as it enveloped the skyline in an amber haze. It was a Friday sometime in the…
Ketamine Island
“I’m not saying you need to go and just fucking shoot ‘em all. I’m saying like just leave them on their fucking poop island. Dude was just kind of…
Lightning
Before that first storm, people said that Melissa Summers had flashing eyes, striking looks, and an otherwise remarkable smile. Ten of us had…
Aptrgangr
Then... The grimy floors of the convenience store never looked so white to Peary as when his blood seeped over them in liters. Peary was fighting for…
Anthem
He’s drinking my life away again, cussing in his battered seat. Forsaken in his self-indulgence, he scratches the label off the bottle; the last drip…
Priority File: Classified
Oh, Christ, it’s 4:19 AM: why is the phone ringing? Hello; hello, come on, seriously: dead air, who calls at four and says nothing, hello, I hear…
