Giant Negro Nipples of Doom
His wife’s moaning droned on as the fifth man in line pounded deeper into her pussy. He couldn’t bear to see if the brute was reaming out her ass or…
Fortune Teller
“Seet, seet,” said the psychic so the girl sat. She gazed into the ball. “Vat do you see?” asked the psychic. The girl saw shag carpet. She saw the…
Ghostwritten
I am reading an anthology of short stories, 700 pages worth. I haven’t finished a single one. They are all the same, about rich girls sitting in…
Laughing at the Sky
Suddenly the sky turned black. Not a good sign, Braddock thought, fearing it might clash with his brightly-colored dinner jacket. “What about Sarah?”…
Tech and Design
On the first day of class, Mr. Puccini lost control. He began with an awkward icebreaker: each student was asked to name one piece of engineering…
Her Special Place
There is a special place in her neighborhood community park where Ami Xochitl-Nigeria-Rubenstein-Ferrol does her daily meditation. She is a very…
Blockhead
Chopin cradled the gun in his gnarled hands and practiced working his mangled fingers with damaged nerves on how he would the trigger on Chuck. That…
On Apology and Sea Lions
“What is the most important moment of your life?” If someone asked Phil, he would probably describe this scene to them. In fact, it was only later…
Worth the Trip
My friend Dido, who is smarter than Poet, tells me that this figurative monument is worth more than a song. That for him, its meaning clearly is:…
A Cocked and Locked Christmas, Part 3
December 24th, 8:20 AM Oh God, I’m late! I’m late! Sophia burst out of her bathroom and rushed back to her bedroom to get dressed. She put on her…
