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Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: “The Races” and “Writing a Blink-182 Song”
The Races As should be clear by now, I am straight. So all of the below applies to women and women only. Blacks Not attractive. Yeah, that’s a…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: On Snot
Yes, I mean the snot that comes from your nose. Again, hear me out. It’s cleaner than shit and piss, of course. But more than that, you vanilla folks…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Fucking Angela Merkel, Considered
February 3, 2017 Right out of the gate, nearly every subject expressed a burning desire to perform fellatio on Chancellor Merkel. A linear regression…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: What Makes Mike Adriano Great?
Yes, porn is personal; infinitely subjective. Yet there are still masters of the craft. Music is personal, but there are still masters. Ditto…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: On Milk
The paradox of breast milk and fucking is this: of all the bodily fluids we can secrete, milk is the only one whose purpose is to be consumed, yet…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: “No” and “Diary”
No If you had a cock, I wouldn’t suck it. Thanks for asking. Diary Having done some reading, the verdict is in: it is good for your mental health to…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Bedtime
I sent this to you and you didn't like it. People always say that no matter what, your parents will support your art. But ironically, that isn't true…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: What Do I Think About While Watching Porn?
People tell me that everyone meditates. I think that maybe I meditate by watching porn. Is that a good way of meditating? No. But it’s what happens.…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Bottom
Girls are submissive creatures. This manifests in countless ways, but one of the more interesting of them is how, with time, they absorb your kinks.…
